Dog Facts.

What I did for Christmas.

What i did for christmas. At Christmas we got a Dog her name is Molly. She is a Dog baby thats called a puppy. 

She is a laberadore ritriver thasts a type of Dogs called breeds.

She is a good Dog but she sometimes she pees inside becuse shes just a baby.

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Previously: Road Trip.                                                                                                  To be continued...

Road Trip.

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Got the bike today. ‘42 Monsun. Old piece-of-shit Reich bike. Magic powered, got some rosary beads from the convent down on Reagan that should get me as far as Tucson, maybe. The bastard broke down a couple of miles down the I-10. Pulled over and opened it up and spent two hours in the sun scraping forty years of caked resin from the altar chamber. Having fun.

A man in an old Chrysler Vril helped me jump start the bike. I still lose power sometimes and these slow-ass Chevys and Fords start passing me and honking and I give them the finger. I like this country.

Motel outside a town called Junction. Very quiet, very hot. The motel lady heard my accent and switched to Spanish. Answered her in English. I'm getting rid of the gun. I’m pretty sure the little girl saw it when I was packing the saddlebags. It’s fine. Her own Opa probably has his own gun. Mine sure did.

Long day tomorrow.

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Continued...

The Last Krauthammer.

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Ray Tanner, American Hero.

I meet Dixie and Honey, the irish setters, before I even see Ray Tanner. He takes his time coming out to meet me on the lawn in front of his house, and by the time he's made his way down the worn porch steps, the dogs are going absolutely berserk. “They like everyone but they love new people, especially women.”, Ray explains as he strokes their heads to calm them down. “I'm not as quick as I used to be, so they're telling me to “Hurry up, hurry up, the reporter's here!”” Ray's 94 and a war hero, so I'm prepared to forgive some tardiness. He just laughs at this. “If you're being respectful towards the elderly, sure. Not that I think not dying is any heroic achievement.” Raymond G. Tanner is a very pleasant, very bright and very old man. And a super soldier, apparently.

Aboard the Jormungand.

Once again: Nazi Super Weapons! Make sure to click and enlarge.

The second world war exhibit at the Berlin Museum of Super-War has a timeline which stretches from 1938 to December 1949, four years after the official end of the war. This was the year the Jormungand was sunk.

At Port. The U-1 Jormungand, named for the world-circling serpent of norse mythology, was the largest submarine ever constructed. The vessel was made up of 350 meter segments, which interlocked electromagnetically. When it was (allegedly) sunk by the british fleet, one witness described it as just "going on and on", and for all intents and purposes it might just as well have. The engines were diesel/magic hybrids, with one of the German's synthesized Jesus-relic standards supplying the magic for each of the segments. The Jormungand was docked secretly at a specially constructed port on the Polish coast. The PL-50 Höllenfeuer -  the largest tarp ever constructed - was used to cover it. According to German engineers there were no hard limits on the time the Jormungand could stay submerged.

A Brief History of American Drones.

More super weapons. These were super-fun to draw. 

American drones from the Berlin Museum of Super-War's history of American drones-exhibition.

Spherebot 1. Although the US army had dabbled in robotic since the start of the war, mostly as part of the space-war effort, Spherebot 1 was the first American drone considered ready for active duty in 1944. Spherebot 1 was entirely remote controlled by two operators and, unlike some later models, could not feel love. He's perhaps most famous for his involvement in the important super-soldier-based Operation Krauthammer, at the very end of the war. Only one Spherebot 1 drone was ever built. 

Viet Cong Necklace. This "trophy" necklace, made by an unknown Viet Cong soldier ca 1968, is entirely made of Spherebot 5 claws, wire and ocular rings. The US drones were prone to malfunction in the Vietnamese climate, they had a far too narrow field of view, and the operators (three per drone, in different rooms) had difficulty coordinating against guerrilla-type attacks. Despite these flaws, more than 25. 000 drones were deployed during the war.

 

Terror Missile. One of the Museum's more impressive exhibitions is the life size model of a deployed American Terror Missile. This Cold War weapon was designed to be fired as a rocket from a submarine or silo, then land and deploy inside a nuclear war zone. The claws were made for ripping open bunkers and smashing buildings, the two arm-guns rained radioactive ultra-death on anything they aimed at. The gun on the chest channeled intense gamma radiation from the drone's core. The missile itself could be made to go up in a ten megaton explosion. This happened randomly during operation in about 10 percent of tests. Terror Missiles were only fired twice, once as passive "sentinels" during the Cuban missile crisis, and once by mistake in the short incident now referred to as the Pacific Robot War. 

Nazi Super Weapons.

You can always make drawings of weird stuff look more plausible by slapping a swastika on them. Below: Nazi Super Weapons from the Berlin Museum of Super-War.

Early Space Suit. The first German space suit, which saw only limited use in the 1943 battle of Lagrange-point 3, was first conceived in a dream by Adolf Hitler. It was designed and built by Daimler-Benz. The robotic extra arms were powerful but limited the maneuverability of the suit. The construction proved vulnerable on the ground during the Soviet taking of an A-6 rocket launch facility,  since soldiers wearing the suits couldn't get up after falling down. This spurred German engineers into developing the more well-known mark-2 suit, which was much lighter and less rigid. The officer in the picture is holding a Space-Luger, the first sidearm functional in hard vaccuum.